..... satellites don't "orbit" the earth at 10 X the speed of a bullet, 17,500 mph... that's ridiculous, and to think it's not, should worry you.  It's not even a good lie.  Santa is better.  NASA is the world's largest consumer of helium....

"They obviously cash in with all the balloons for kid's birthday parties, are you trying to imply there's something more to it than that, more to it than bringing bright smiles to youngster across this nation, just what the hell are you insinuating here, dear sir"?!