.... if you had some pigs, and they were out and about, how would you personally, call them?... maybe yell out "hey pigs come on home... come on home pigs, come on pigs, come on home already why don't cha, where you at pigs, what the hell are you pigs doing, best hurry up if you know what's good for you, you got 60 seconds, otherwise, no soup for you".  Sounds about right, I'm sure they'd come a runnin'...  I should have been a farmer.