…. For one, the sun can be seen getting smaller as it moves farther away… this is IMPOSSIBLE if the sun were really 93 million miles away.  This one fact alone means you’re done, you need no other facts, you can just say “whatever” to any other arguments ignorant globe heads might throw at you, and just reference this one fact, and tell ‘em to fuck off with their main stream corrupt establishment bullshit pseudoscience…  and knowing damn well they’ll do no such thing, maybe add, “and go fuck your mother”.  You just can’t be nice to these people, I’m telling you, not if you really want to help them anyway.   It’s called tough love, you see?  I mean, if they can’t grasp a simple fact like that our oceans aren’t “bendy” and that all bodies of water are level, you probably aren’t gong to get far delving into the finer aspects of the inverse square law of light, one of the basic laws of physics, right?  
So when you tell them to go fuck their mother’s, it’s not about getting in a quick immature insult, it’s about making them think about something they can understand, until they’re ready for the more advanced 2nd and 3rd grade type stuff, like water always finds it’s level, which I’m pretty sure is kindergarten type basics, but again, I say 2nd or 3rd grade, so they don’t have to feel so bad about being so God damn stupid.  
I mean, the things I do to help these people, they haven’t a clue, but I know it all comes from a simple love, of my fellow man. I’m just trying to help a homie out, that’s all  … and seeing how it’s illegal to repeatedly slap em in the face over and over again, I must express this tough love, in another manner, and that’s where “go fuck your mother” comes in.  
So, I ask those of you who believed the earth is a spinning ball when you started reading this, do you believe in flat earth now?  With my honed powers of persuasion, I fully expect about a 50% conversion rate, if not 100%.  It’s all about patience.
The reality is, to know me is to love me, so do not doubt my sincerity when I say, God bless these retards. 

Now, go take on the day!