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Tired of woke luxuries like port calls, hot water, clean laundry, deodorant and knowing when you're coming home?
Then have we got the vacation for you!
Inspired by reports from families of sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies proudly presents the cruise where 260+ days at sea isn't a problem—it's a feature.
🌊 Endless days at sea!
🍚 The exclusive Hegseth Meal Plan!
🚿 Invigorating cold showers!
🧺 Yesterday’s uniform—today!
📦 Freedom from distracting care packages!
🏝️ And absolutely no pesky shore leave getting in the way of your vacation!
Plus, the whole experience comes with the enthusiastic support of your Commander in Chief.
No return date. No accountability. No hot water. You know—the woke stuff.
Welcome aboard the PETE HEGSETH GETAWAY CRUISE.
(WARNING: THIS IS SATIRE BASED ON REPORTED NEWS)
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Mirrored - Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies
Thanks to John M for Link
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