.... all of the conspiracy theories mentioned here, over 90% of them anyway, are actually, conspri-facts.  For example, Michele Obama really does have a ding dong, this is proven by her voter registration in Illinois, up until 2006... she was registered as a male.  This is  according to the City Of Chicago Public Records, it is official documentation and it is indeed considered to be, hard evidence... which if I did puns, that would be one I'd do, knowing me.