… whatever type of “records” there may or may not be, there has to be some real truth here. No empirical scientific evidence like we have with our level stationary earth, but this pet theory is much more plausible on its face, than the spinning ball earth theory, where we’re all spinning at 1,000 mph as we’re flying around the sun at 66,600 mph, as our galaxy travels at over a million mph, through infinite space.  
Goldie Locks & The 3 Bears are more plausible than that absurd lie, told to us by psychopaths & witches & warlocks & such. 

Our pets don’t just fade to black and then turn into dust.  No way.