A roll of toilet paper and a proctologist walked into a bar. The barman said, “Your orders, please, sirs!” The proctologist reached for his wallet in his back pocket, to find it missing. The toilet roll, which happened to be a PRIVATES investigator, said, “Oh, the irony! I’ll have to get to the bottom of this!”
That was the seventh in my EK’s Funny Bone series. No doubt you were on the edge of your toilet seat waiting for the punchline. From the BOTTOM of my heart, I hope you got through okay. EK Lippenmeyer, Perth’s northern suburbs, Western Australia, this Thursday 7th November, 2024.