[Spoken] Class, attention! [Verse 1 - Female Vocalist] For a match Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener That is what I truly like to be 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener Everyone would be in love with me [Spoken] A big parade is so inspiring [Verse 2 - Male Vocalist] Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener That is what I'd never want to be 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener There would soon be nothing left of me [Verse 3 - Male Vocalist] Oh, I'd love to be [Spoken] Oscar Mayer wieners are all meat, all good meat. Rich and complete meat protein. Mildly seasoned to bring out all the good meat flavor. [Verse 4 - Female Vocalist] Everyone would be in love with me [Spoken] Next week, you'll have just the refreshments, Freddy.