Crazy Cat Lady
Gail Carson
2026 Gail Carson Publishing
100% my concept, idea, direction, arrangement, video production, lyrics, and  AI voice/music

verse

You're a mightiest hunter, yet the sweetest disposition

You're a fiercest fighter, yet the softest constitution

The way you carry yourself, like a wise and noble king

The way you demand attention, like i should bow and kiss your ring



chorus

I love you kitty, you are a joy in my world

With your little white paws, and dramatic grey swirls

I never would have thought I would turn out to be

A crazy cat lady, but here I am, unapologetically



verse

The way you climb up the cat tree up to the top

The way you try to catch the laser beam spot

The way you ignore the cat wheel i worked hard to build

The way you love to hide in cardboard boxes instead


chorus

I love you kitty, you are a joy in my world

With your little white paws, and dramatic grey swirls

I never would have thought I would turn out to be

A crazy cat lady, but here I am, un-apologeticly


(meow break)

bridge

You win all the tuna and treats I can buy
You win all the toys and feathers I can find
You win at being the best cat friend of mine
It's You and I till the end of time......


chorus

I love you kitty, you are a joy in my world

With your little white paws, and dramatic grey swirls

I never would have thought I would turn out to be

A crazy cat lady, but here I am, un-apologeticly


I never would have thought I would turn out to be

A crazy cat lady, but here I am, un-apologeticly