(Verse 1) Got my box, it's small and neat, waiting on the collector's street. Tired of the towers of black, full-size albums breaking my back? The shelf space battle is done, 'cause I found my brand new fun. Little circles, bright and bold, a story in a groove unfolds. Forget the thirteen inches wide, this tiny treasure's by my side. Four inches of pure, sonic joy, a perfect, portable toy. (Chorus) Oh, Tiny Vinyl, spinning slow, a miniature world where the good times flow. The new collectible, hip and sweet, the four-inch wonder can't be beat. Fits in my palm, a perfect fit, a little turntable spinning it. Limited editions, colors bright, keeping me up all through the night. It's Tiny Vinyl, hear the sound! The coolest record in the town! (Verse 2) Maybe it's a B-side track, a deep cut that you can't go back To the days of bulky sleeves, now it's just what my heart believes. The artwork's small, but crisp and clear, holding the music that I hold dear. From pop to punk, from soul to funk, this little record never gets sunk. They're stacking up, a rainbow row, where did all the big ones go? I don't need a massive rig, just this tiny, perfect jig. (Chorus) Oh, Tiny Vinyl, spinning slow, a miniature world where the good times flow. The new collectible, hip and sweet, the four-inch wonder can't be beat. Fits in my palm, a perfect fit, a little turntable spinning it. Limited editions, colors bright, keeping me up all through the night. It's Tiny Vinyl, hear the sound! The coolest record in the town! (Bridge) Some folks say it's just a fad, a little gimmick, slightly mad. But they don't get the thrill, the chase, finding that perfect, tiny space. It's about the feeling, the design, making the music truly mine. A little slice of history, for my eyes and ears to see. No need for a huge wall to fill, Tiny Vinyl gives me a thrill! (Chorus) Oh, Tiny Vinyl, spinning slow, a miniature world where the good times flow. The new collectible, hip and sweet, the four-inch wonder can't be beat. Fits in my palm, a perfect fit, a little turntable spinning it. Limited editions, colors bright, keeping me up all through the night. It's Tiny Vinyl, hear the sound! The coolest record in the town! (Outro) Four inches, that's the size, opening up my joyful eyes. Yeah, Tiny Vinyl, here to stay! Spin it, play it, all day! (Record scratch... tiny record scratch!) The new collectible, woo-hoo! Tiny Vinyl!