.... so now you know you've been lied to.  Now it's time to go learn the truth.  It's not time to roll your eyes back and mumble what a dumb ass I am.  It's not the time to think you know better than what I'm telling you.  It's time to suck it up and face the fact that what you know as true and factual, is actually false and a crock of shit.  It's time to do your due diligence and learn where you actually live and where you came from.  It's time to learn the truth so you no longer mistakenly lead other's astray with your 3rd grade science class, fairy-tale, crapolla, that you believe to be reality.  It's time to do your homework and then verbalize your findings.... which generally goes a little something like, "holy shit, the earth is fucking flat".... or for you beta's out there, "holy molly, I'll be darn tootin', the earth is flat, by golly, but I need to go check on my muffin's, so whatever".     Yes.  The truth, welcomes you all.  And yes, while the truth is patient, I am not, so chop chop already.... you aren't getting any younger.

Surely my powers of persuasion here will lead many hundred's of you to the truth today.  If you find that's not the case for you personally, then you need to realize that that your mother, was lying to you, when she told you how smart you are.  

Check back often for more inspiration and motivation, going through life as a gullible dupe is no way to live.

Rah rah!   Just do it.   Or die stupider than a bag of rocks.  It's your call.

Now.  Can I get a hell yeah, or what?

Matter of fact, do me one better, and give me a hell fuckin' yeah, why don't cha?  Just comment "hfy" and I'll know what you meant.   I'd like to see at least a thousand of you do this, over like say, a 10 year period, I promise I won't let it go to my head.  The clock starts, NOW.   So 9 years, 364 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes, I'll be checking back, I know you guy's won't let me down.

Look, I know what respectful, proper, polite, etiquette, is all about, but it ain't the boss of me, you see?   Fuckin'a.  Now, go take on the God damn day already!