.... And the moon landing believers will tell you, pshaw, this confession means nothing.  That's right, pshaw.   They love that word.  That, and "putz".   Not the type you want to go out and have a drink with, that's for sure, by golly.  Frankly, I just tell em all, to scram.  Go take a long walk on a short pier., buddy.  Leave it and lump it, and take it down the road, and dump it.  And as they walk away I say, try being original for once, maybe start a Bozo tv show or something. 

Anyhow, I hope I've persuaded some of you here to rethink the issue, and discover the truth.  You don't have to be as dumb, as you have been, not when you have me out here, catering to your psyche.