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Based on an original song

I'll Be The Turkey Tonight

Gail Carson

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If I eat,

one, more, chocolate Santa, I think im gonna explode

One, more, margarita, I'll have a red Rudolf nose

One shrimp cocktail, One cracked walnut, another pistachio

Another gingerbread man, In the palm of my hand

And I'll be a human no more....

Cause, I'll be the turkey tonight, (wah wah wah wah wah)

'Cause, I've gobbled everything in site (wah wah wah wah, oooh)

Stuffed to the brim, plump's the shape I'm in

So, I'll be, (wah wah wah wah wah) the tur-key, (wah wah wah)

Tonight!

If I eat,

One more bite of turkey and dressing, my tummy is gonna be sore

One more scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy, I'll need a long winter's snore

One more slice of pecan pie, or pumpkin pie a la mode

Another sugar plum, in my tummy tum tum

And I'll be a human no more...

Cause, I'll be the turkey tonight, (wah wah wah wah wah)

'Cause, I've gobbled everything in site (wah wah wah wah, oooh)

Stuffed to the brim, plump's the shape I'm in

So, I'll be, (wah wah wah wah wah) the tur-key, (wah wah wah)

Tonight!

I'll be as round in the can, as a frosty snow man

If I keep cookin' like Mrs. Claus!

If I don't hide the sweet potaters, in my refrigerator

I'll be as wide as a gingerbread haus!

Cause, I'll be the turkey tonight, (wah wah wah wah wah)

'Cause, I've gobbled everything in site (wah wah wah wah, oooh)

Stuffed to the brim, plump's the shape I'm in

So, I'll be, (wah wah wah wah wah) the tur-key, (wah wah wah)

Tonight!