.... don't be so skeptical, that it's impossible to learn that which you do not know.... don't be so open minded, that you become a gullible dupe.  But nonetheless, be skeptical, and be open minded.  It's a fine balancing act, and just becoming aware of these opposing forces, is more than half the battle.

So look how far you've come, in just the last few seconds... you're now ready and able to tackle the remaining 49%, you need only now, be willing... then, nothing can stop you.  So take the ball earth, and run with that son of a bitch, run like you've never run before, run hard, run fast, run till you find a trash dump, and dunk that big ball of bullshit, or bbb for short, right on in there.  Then spit.  And walk away.  And don't you dare look back, jack.  Because there's nothing to see, in essence, except butt crack.... and a nasty one, at that.

Print this message out for as-needed encouragement and motivation.  Rah rah, shish-cume-bi-yah, go baby go!  Note, it wouldn't unusual to have goosebumps right about now... such is the power of persuasion, combined with an inspirational cheer.

Thank you.  Thank you very much.  You're a great audience, ladies and gentlemen.  

Now, go take on the day!