Scott: Welcome back to the 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates we just heard from Donny Rotten Bacon and here’s a recap.  

Donny Rotten: (gibberish)

Chris: It sounds like he’s working for everyone except Nebraska.

Gary:  Then he lies and says he’s all for Nebraska.

Rosie: He’s a talented and gifted liar.

Lucy: Yeah.

Ian:  Sometimes the truth hurts like when people describe the way I look.

Donny Rotten:  I’m just doing the right thing for Nebraska so that Israel and Ukraine can enjoy the good life.

Chris:  He says he’s doing the right thing but it’s always the wrong thing.

Rosie:  If lying is wrong then he don’t want to be right.

Donny Rotten: I rely on my faith, the faith that I will keep getting away with all my lying cheating and stealing as long as I keep smiling and saying that it’s all for the people in Nebraska.

Gary: Saying ain’t doing.

Chris: And what he’s doing benefits everyone but Nebraskans.

Emory:  Lying is bad bro.

Ian:  I just wish people would lie to me when they tell me how I look.

Scott:  Well there you go folks and the one thing everyone can agree on is that Dirty Donny Rotten DACA DEI Bacon is a lying dishonorable traitor who is as phony as a three dollar bill.

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